Thursday, May 28, 2015

Teaching Clip #38 : "DREAMS"

" If dreams are supposed to be unique then why are we all dreaming the same dream? Is it really all about health and wealth? What are you believing God for in your life? Choose to live out His dream and not your own." 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Game Hint/Help: 10 Different Water Balloon Launchers

FROM THE "HATIVE" WEBSITE... "Balloons are always welcomed by kids. Kids would love to spend hours launching water bombs and have fun and cool experience for quite a few summer days. Parents may have been wanting to figure out how to make a really awesome balloon launcher to fire the balloon with a far reach. We’ve collected some awesome water balloon launchers for your inspiration. Some of them have step by step instructions to follow and are easy to do it yourself. Some of them can be bought in store. Set up your water balloon launcher, and you will surely have a lot of summer fun with your kids...." 


Monday, May 25, 2015

Top 10: Honest Church Staff Titles?

We all have those fancy and yet sort of confusing titles at our church.  Those things they put under everyone's name on the "organizational chart", on our card, and on our door.  People hear them and then we still have to explain what we do.

What would happen if the titles were a little more honest and real?  Maybe something like these??

10. Receptionist... "Chief Transferer of Your Call to Someone Else"

9.  Office Manager... "Scapegoat of Coffee Shortages"

8. Graphic Designer.... "Lead Interpreter of Contradictory Suggestions"

7. Media & Tech Director... "Director of Turning Things Off and Then On Again"

6. Music Pastor... "Facilitator of Main Service Simon Says?" (*"Sit Down, Stand Up, Raise Your Hands, Give a Shout, Give Him a Clap..." ) 

5. Executive Pastor... "Chief Officer for Strategies For We Will Circle Back to That Sometime" 

4. Early Childhood Director... "The Resident Diaper Genie & Binky Finder" 

3. Director of Operations.... "Executive Officer of Signing For That" 

2. Financial Director.... "Official Pizza Party Bill Payer" 

1. Jr. High Youth Pastor... "pre-adolescent branding and lingo expert, specializing in gross games, youtube videos and dodgeball that somehow always tie-ins to a Biblical truth"